REUTERS - ST. LOUIS 4/16/12:: “Newt
Gingrich...was nipped on the finger by a penguin during a private
tour of the famous St. Louis zoo...” Why do you think the penguin
bit Newt?
A) Newt is just so annoying
B) The bird couldn't reach high enough
to poop on him. .
C) The bird thought Newt was
competition. Same body type and they both lay eggs
D) Newt prommised him a herring in
every pot, and the bird just did not believe him anymore.
E) The bird has relatives in the
country illegally.
F) The bird is a Ron Paul supporter
G) The bird was curious. He never
tasted ham.
H) The bird was delusional. They both
thought thay were Emperors
I) A penguin flys underwater. 'Nuff
said.
J) Wouldn't you have bit him, if he
got close enough?
K) The bird could not give Newt the
finger
L) Even a penguin knows large
flightless birds are proof of evolution
M) Penguins are Democrats. Ostriches
are Republicans
N) All that blubber made the penguin
think Newt was a walrus.
0) Why not? Newt has no secrect
service protection
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