Billy Payne,
Chairman of Augusta National Golf Club, addressing the press and
membership, 4/3.'12; “I (am concerned)...about the absence
of growth in golf, and especially among the younger demographic”
Why do you think the Augusts still denies women membership or
competition rights?
A) Members think women don't have
putters
B) Members think girls have cooties
C) Older members are already required
to pee sitting down. What more do you want?!.
D) They like the publicity of being
jerks.
E) Neanderthals - The members are
neanderthals.
F) Members are hoping a girls golf
club will open up across the lake.
G) Members are really sucky golfers.
No reason to tell the women.
H) Members like to walk the course
with their putters out.
I) Members are hoping that in the
20th century the country will return to traditional
values.
J) Members are just jackasses and
jerks. It's no more complicated than that.
K) They are waiting for the Jackie
Robinson of women to arrive
L) Too many lesbian pro golfers. All
the gay male golfers are amateurs..
M) Augusta is developing its own
strain of athletes foot, and women would ruin the experiment
N) Its a southern “thing” Members
still expect their women to marry relatives
O) Members have a “mommy” problem.
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