The Vancover Sun 4/10/12: “PARIS -
The French branch of...McDonald's (will)...introduce a "McBaguette"
sandwich...to cater to local tastes.” Which product would best
cater to Republican tastes?
A) The Dick Cheney ENHANCED burger – blood sausage on a sesame seed bun.
B) The Little Woman Happy Meal: Fries
and a pre-chewed burger are force fed to you
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C) The Latino Value Pack: Chipotle and
fries - available at the drive through window only.
D) The Supreme Healthy Care Meal:
Freedom Fries with extra salt, and a booklet on recognizing a
balanced diet.
E) Hedge Fund Extra Value Meal: Free
Lunch
F) The Ryan Budget Classic Combo:
Anything from the Dollar Menue.
G) The Rick Santorum Fruit and Walnuts
Breakfast.
H) Newt Gingrich Bacon and Sausage
Cheese McMuffin
I) Preium Reince Priebus Classic
Breakfast: Catepillar McMuffin and coffee
J) The Seamus Value Meal: Hot dog and
a Shamrock Shake
K) Chris Christie Couch Potato Fries
L) Eric Cantor Carmel Mocha
M) Foster Friess half-Baked Apple Pie
N) The Limbaugh Big Mouth Quarter
Pounder with Cheese Meal
O) The Mitt Premium Grilled Meal: just
kidding. He wouldn't be caught dead in a McDonald's
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