1) Where will Kieth Olberman find his
next job and 2) How long before he is fired from it?
(partial credit awarded if you get one
right).
A) Both; What time is it now?
B) 2 -Until someone tells him “no”.
Like an station owner or a janitor.
C) 2 - Until he admits his life has
become unmanageable and he powerless over his ego
D) 2 - Until he decides to run for
President...or God.
E) Both - Who would be dumb enough to
hire him again?.
F) 2- Until he achieves enough to feel
the need to screw it up.
G) 1 - Until Elliot Spritzer
discovers online porn.
H) 1- Murdoch fired him. Al Gore fired
him. Gandhi and Albert Schweitzer are dead. What next job?
I) Both - Until some billionaire
wakes up from his twenty year coma and starts an alternative internet
network – and five minutes later
J) Both - There must be some college
radio station that needs another massive ego with a short fuse.
K) 1 - Until everybody in the world
admits that Keith Olbermann is always right all the time.
L) Both - Sportscaster in a retirement
home, until the wheelchair volley ball team disbands or dies
M) Both - As soon as Nancy Brinker
leaves Koman For the Cure. He could do worse?
N) 1 – New Network – All Kieth
Olbermann News, all the time. Because no other story is bigger
O) Kieth Olbermann who?
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