Sunday, April 1, 2012

SUNDAY APRIL 1, 2012 WHAT, AGAIN?



1) Where will Kieth Olberman find his next job and 2) How long before he is fired from it?
(partial credit awarded if you get one right).

A) Both; What time is it now?

B) 2 -Until someone tells him “no”. Like an station owner or a janitor.

C) 2 - Until he admits his life has become unmanageable and he powerless over his ego

D) 2 - Until he decides to run for President...or God.

E) Both - Who would be dumb enough to hire him again?.

F) 2- Until he achieves enough to feel the need to screw it up.

G) 1 - Until Elliot Spritzer discovers online porn.

H) 1- Murdoch fired him. Al Gore fired him. Gandhi and Albert Schweitzer are dead. What next job?

I) Both - Until some billionaire wakes up from his twenty year coma and starts an alternative internet network – and five minutes later

J) Both - There must be some college radio station that needs another massive ego with a short fuse.

K) 1 - Until everybody in the world admits that Keith Olbermann is always right all the time.

L) Both - Sportscaster in a retirement home, until the wheelchair volley ball team disbands or dies

M) Both - As soon as Nancy Brinker leaves Koman For the Cure. He could do worse?

N) 1 – New Network – All Kieth Olbermann News, all the time. Because no other story is bigger

O) Kieth Olbermann who?

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