BY 4 THE SUPREME COURT HAS DECIDED THAT A SUSPECT MUST GIVE A "SIMPLE, UNANBIGUOUS STATEMENT THE HE OR SHE WANTS TO REMAIN SILENT". WHAT EXAMPLE BEST ILLUSTRATES THIS LOGIC?
A) A drunk cheerleader must issue a simple, unambigous statement that she does not wish to be undressed.
B) A drunk frat boy must issue a simple, unambigous statement that he has joined the air national guard to avioid service in Vietnam.
C) A college student must issue a simple, unambigous statement that he does not wiish to ingest cocaine.
D) An oil company must issue a simple, unambiguous statement that they have been playing Chicken with the Gulf Coast for 50 years.
E) Sara Palin must issue a simple, unambiguous statement that she is just a greedy fool.
F) A President must issue a simple, unambiguous statement that he is a moron and has very little idea what is going on around him.
G) A cow must issue a simple, unambiguous statement that he does not wish to be hamburger.
H) A drunk must make a simple, unambiguous statement that neither he nor the pink elephants wish to speak to the police.
J) Judges of the Supreme Court must issue a simple, unambiguous statement that they are making this stuff up as they go along.
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