AP reports that a "stainless steel tank" from the Deepwater Horizon rig, covered in barnacles and oozing oil, washed up on a Florida beach Saturday. What is most likely in it?
A) Detailed minutes from Dick Cheney's 2001 Energy Conference.
B) The guy who kept warning BP about the Blowout Preventer.
C) The collective souls of George Bush, Dick and Liz Cheney, and the entire BP board.
D) The instructions on how to stop the damn leak.
E) The secret recipe for KFC.
F) Jimmy Hoffa.
G) The Iraqi WMD.
H) Bernie Madoff's escape pod.
I) That one hundred dollars you loaned your roomate in college.
J) More Oil.
K) BP's disgarded press relaeases on the Deepwater Horizon's safety record.
L) One pelican - BP's time capsule plan to repopulate the post spill gulf.
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