WHAT WILL BE THE MOST LIKELY APPROACH OF THE TEA PARTY ACTIVISTS IN DEALING WITH THE BP GULF OIL SPILL?
A) What oil spill? Didn't Andy Inglis of BP explain all of that already?
B) Less regulation. Okay, even less. Okay, none. Okay, even less than none.
C) If God had wanted the sea turtles to live, he would have made them BP stock holders.
D) The spill is a Big Government conspiracy to justify big government and the continued imprisionment of the Tooth Fairy.
E) The market place will sort this out, once we get all those dead birds, fish and rig workers out of the way.
F) Life is full of hard choies. What do you want, fish or oil? Birds or oil? Water or oil? Rich or sane? Make your choice.
G) This is proof the American people have been lied to all of our lives - oil and water will mix if you do it on a large enough scale.
H) The oil spill is just a distraction from the real crises facing America - people who want things to get better
I) We have no opinion on the oil spill, but we're not paying for it!
J) I'm sorry, were you speaking to me? I had my head up my ass.
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