The lawyer for Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said in opening arguements yesterday, that ""He's broke....The man ain't corrupt." What other loigic would best prove that Rod is not guilty?
A) If he was crooked, wouldn't he have a better toupe that that?
B) Crooks always have much hotter wives that Patti.
C) Hey, this guy is not bright enough to have been that crooked.
D) Would you buy a used Senate seat from this guy?
E) Does he look like a reject from "The Bachelor" or what?
F) Rod, crooked? Fer getabout it!
G) That is the face of a choirboy.
H) Does this guy look like he is constantly saying, "What?", or what?
I) Heeeeeey. You know this guy. A boob, sure. A victim of fetal alcohol syndrom, sure. Lead Posioning, maybe. But a crook? No way!
J) This guy was a hall monitor! In junior college!
K) Heeeeey.
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