John Napier, chairman of (British) insurance giant Royal Sun Alliance, has warned in an open letter that President Obama's "comments towards BP...(are) prejudicial and personal" The American response should be...
A) Hey,you got your oil in our chocolate!
B) If BP is a British Company, why don't we just pick it up the sludge and dumnp it on Scotland.
C) 1776, 1812, 1918, 1945. How many times are we going to have to kick their asses?
D) BP is no more British than Exon is American. Oil is an independent universe.
E) Hey, ass holes know no country. Let's send the clean up bill to Mr. Napier and Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour.
F) Are the British actually claiming BP? Or are the rich Brits claiming it for all Brits, without asking?
G) BP is to big to fail? Evidently. Britian or the U.S. to big to fail? Obvously not.
H) Hey, if Britian will take the entire Cheney and Bush families off our hands, we'll pay for the spill.
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