GOLDMAN'S JUSTIFICATIONS BEFORE THE SENATE COMMITTEE CAN BEST BE SUMMERIZED BY WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING MOTTOS?
A) Heads we win, tails you lose, and we take the service charge up front.
B) We are an ancient institution; a bordello. Gambling on the ground floor. Whore house on the second floor. And we bury the bodies in the basement.
C) Screw you.
D) Taking your money with a smile for fifty years.
E) These are the scariest words in the English language; "You can't trust your own government".
F) Can you give me a hit, man? I just need a hundred million to get me through the night. I'm Jonesin' for a hundred mill.
G) Respect the Senators? They cost me less than my shoe budget!
H) Originally we called it Goldman Sucks, but that seemed a little too obvious.
I) The one who dies with the most toys, wins.
J) If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.
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