WHAT IS THE MOST LIKELY ARGUEMENT THE BANKS WILL USE TO AVOID A RETURN TO REGULATION?
A) I'm sorry,Congressman, but your account is over drawn.
B) I'm sorry, Senator, but our records indicate you did deposit fifty thousand dollars in your campaign account. We certainly did not do it.
C) Regulations of our financial institutions is an attempt to murder capitalism, molest children, rape women and turn all men gay.
D) Excuse me, but did you drop this job application to Citibank? Well, it has your name on it. And its stamped approved.
E) Doomsday!!!
F) Double Doomsday!!!
G) Pass the bill and we shoot this dog!
H) Regulautions? We don't tolerate no stinking regulations!
I) You can regulate us, if you want. But that will just make us mad.
J) Sweet heart, if you don't put out, we'll just dump youy and date a girl who does.
K) Free markets? What you talking about, Willis? Free markets are like Free checking. Very expensive.
L) Touch that bonus, punk, and you'll be sorry.
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