YOUR BEST EXCUSE FOR NOT RUSHING OUT AND BUYING AN iPAD, IS
A) I don't know what it does.
B) The second the News Media told me I had to have it, I didn't have to have it.
C) Hype is cheap. And I have been hyped before.
D) Steve Jobs is the pied piper of over-sell, over-engineered and over and done.
E) I can't afford it.
F) Did this guy ever invent anything that was cheaper than what he inveted last year? Just aking.
G) Who didn't rush out an buy an iPad? I am iPading right now. I am also iEating, iPooping, and iSneezing.
H) I find the iPhone and the iPad self absorbed. Why not a wePhone and a wePad?
I) Because if you just wait two years the PC Pad will be crashing while doing the same thing.
J) No, really. What the heck does it do that the plastic crap already in my pocket doesn't already do?
K) My iPhone forgot to remind me to buy it.
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