WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT REPUBLICAN FLORDIA GOVERNOR CHARLEY CRISP WILL RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT, NOW THAT TEA PARTY FAVORITE AND FORMER FLORIDA HOUSE SPEAKER, MARCO RUBIO IS UNDER IRS INVESTIGATION FOR ABUSE OF STATE REPUBLICAN PARTY CREDIT CARDS?
A) Sorry, Charlie can't hear you. It's very noisy where he is, under the G.O.P bus.
B) What? Charlie abandon the GOP now? That would be like John McCain going un-rogue.
C) Oh, never. Charlie always knew that in the G.O.P loyalty goes bottom to top, and never top to bottom.
D) Party loyality is all. After all, Scareface Capone even remembered to send Bugs Moran a Valentine's Day Card.
E) Apparently, in the new G.O.P., shit runs up hill.
F) Hey, the party never gave Charlie an American Express card. Why should he extend them any credit?
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