REP. KEVIN McCARTHY (R-CALIFORNIA) IS WRITING THE NEW REPUBLICAN "CONTRACT WITH AMERICA". WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE INCLUDED IN IT?
A) An apoligy for being such dicks and liars for the last thirty years.
B) A promise to stop treating Jesus Christ like the ham cubes at the salad bar.
C) A pledge to either stop cheating on their wives or stop claiming only Democrats cheat on thier wives
D) A promise to stop using the American flag on everything from pins to tee shirts to toliet paper.
E) An admission that Karl Rove is no smarter than the average bear. Or Jackass.
F) A suicide note.
G) A note to White racists that they are breaking it off and they just can't be seen together anymore.
H) An intelligence test.
I) An admission that RHINO actually stands for "Racist, Hatred, Ignorance, and NO."
J) In the spirit of truth in advertising, changing their name to the "Fat White Rich, Selfish, Bigots Party"
K) A pomise to burn the Enterprise Institue to the ground and then strew salt on that ground.
L) A promise to just shut up for fifteen minutes.
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