The following appeared in today's L.A.Times, written by Mark Magnier;
"Global warming appears to have finally resolved a dispute that gunboats never could: An island midway between India and Bangladesh that became a catalyst for military threats in the 1980s is now submerged under the rising sea." The island, "which India called New Moore Island and Bangladesh referred to as South Talpatti, has ceased to exist...in 1981 India sent gunboats and coast guard members planted a flag. As soon as the Indians would sail away, security experts said, Bangladeshis would take the banner down." The one mile long and one mile wide island disappeared, according to local fishermen "sometime back ".
WHAT IS THE MOST LIKELY REPUBLICAN PLAN TO MITIGATE CLIMATE CHANGE?
A) Use the state of Texas as a dike Secceed that, Rick Perry!
B) Draft George Will as the Little Dutch boy's finger.
C) Soak up all the excess water with Roger Ailes' 401 K.
D) Have John McCann rant against the rising waters, and then walk out.
E) Rename the Tea-baggers as The Sand-baggers. Let them do something useful for a change.
F) Call the ocean a baby killer and throw a brick into the tide.
G) Charge that climate change is a socialistic plot to weaken the Health Insurance Companies.
H) Nominate Sara Baracuda as the Queen of de Nile. And de South,
I) Begin Bible classes in all high schools to train true Christian youth how to walk on water.
J) Blame it on Mexico .
K) Blame Canada, with all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies; blame Canda
L) Oh, you're not actually wet. You're just pretending to drown, you liberal water loving liberal socialist.
M) Glen Beck is selling life rafts.
N) Rush Limbaugh says he has a solution. Rush? Rush? Now where did he go this time?
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