THE BIGGEST REVOLATION IN KARL ROVE'S NEW BOOK IS....
A) It wasn't his dope, he just bought the car from some guy, and he had no idea there was a gun under the driver's seat.
B) Bush would have never invaded Iraq if he had known it was in the Middle East.
C) He meant "heck of a job, Brownie" as ironic.
D) If Bush hadn't been living in the White House, he would have been late to work every day.
E) Karl was adament that George should take more vacation time, because he did less damage when he was in Crawford.
F) The Daily Briefing headlined "Big Blow Bearing Down" confused George. He thought New Orleans was a girl.
G) The failure of the Daily Briefing on "Al Qada to Attack America" was that it had no pictures.
H) George Bush may have been an idiot, a fool and a drug addled victim of childhood alcohol sydrome, but at least he was no socialist.
I) Karl Rove is just trying to put caviar in his children's mouths.
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