If You were to Write a Speech for Sara Palin, Which Line would You Most Want to Include?
A) How's That Ugly- Hopeless- Pointless-Thoughtless Thing Working Out For You?
B) Brains? We don't need no stinking brains!
C) We need a Commander-in-chief, not some intellectual think-before-you-shoot commie sympathizer.
D) We have God on our side. A bigoted, violent, spitful, mean selfish God.
E) True Patriots love America the way that O.J. loved Nichole; too much.
F) My Country, right or if it agrees with me.
G) Gve us our country back, except for Alaska and Texas, which want to seceed.
H) This not about race. Its about a liberal black man in the White House.
I) If the media don't stop accusing us of violence, we are going to start shooting reporters.
J) This is not about tea. This is about kool-aid. Are you going to drink it or are we going to have to make you drink it?
K) Real Freedom comes from Winnabegos and dollar-fifty gas. And home schooling.
L) It all started with floridation, you betcha.
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