AFTER THEIR DEFEAT ON THE HEALTH CARE BILL, THE GOP's MOST LIIKELY NEXT PLAN IS TO;
A) Push for the execution of puppy dogs and the naming of Ronald Reagan as a saint.
B) Make the carrying of concealed weapons manditory for all mental patients.
C) Renaming "tubal ligation" as an "abortion like procedure".
D) Require that all patients receive a 5 minture lecture on how "Stop Whinning and Walk it off" therapy.
E) Make smoking pot a capital offense, and smoking tobacco manditory.
F) Launch an all out assault on socalism by requiring all C.E.O's to return any portion of their salary paid with corporate subsadies.
G) Shoot themselves in the other foot. (later, in the mouth.)
H) Rant about the end of the world if the price of aspririn is alliowed to drop any lower.
I) Demand an "Ignorant Red Neck Protection Act", giving them two votes in Congress.
J) Insist that all clocks run counter-clock-wise and that all calenders start in December and end in December. Call it the Two Christmas bill.
K) Fire the idiots who came up with this "Party of No" stratigy.
L) Whatever Rush Limbaugh tells them to do.
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