THE MOST LIKELY NEXT ACT OF TERRORISM UNLEASED NEXT AGAINST REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS WILL BE...
A) Reality.
B) Suggesting that the Easter Bunny died in 1954, in a car crash outside of Fort Lauderdale, Florida..
C) Suggesting that two plus two does not equal armaggedon.
D) Suggesting that perhaps the CEO's of the Insurance Companies are no better at giving political advice than they are at running an insurance company
E) Suggesting that lobbyists lie, even to Republicans.
D) Suggesting that democracy does not mean the Republicans always win.
E) Suggesting that Dean Wormer was right - drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life
F) Suggesting that one drunk guy in Virginia ( with the most liberal gun laws in America) firing a shot into the air, does not constitue a terrorist act against Republicans.
G) Suggesting that "me too" does not constitute a viable politcal response to a charge of intellectual and moral bankruptcy.
H) Suggesting that Republicans are poo-heads.
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