David Frum, fired for not drinking the Koolaid, told Politico: "The (Republican) elite isn't leading anymore. It's trapped.".With no intellectual justification, what will define the 21st Century GOP?
A) The 20th Century.
B) The 19th Century.
C) The "No" thing. No Health Care. No Census. No alternative energy. No future.
D) Their shoe sizes.
E) Their choice of fonts for their blog ravings,
F) Two little letters. Hippies protested in the sixties. Tea Baggers do it in THEIR sixties.
G) Boniva and Viagra.
H) The ravaged Red State school systems.
I) Their iPhone apps. A dead duck.
J) Kool-aid. Lots and lots of Kool-aid.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
MARCH 30, 2010
CRIB NOTES FOR PROGNOSTICATORS
Jeff Zeleny and Bernie Becker have the following story in today's New York Times:
"The Republican National Committee on Monday opened an investigation into why party money...was used to pay a $2,000 tab at a risqué Hollywood club in late January. The outing at Voyeur in West Hollywood, which features topless dancers and acts involving bondage, appeared on the Republicans’ monthly disclosure report to the Federal Election Commission...Erik Brown of Orange, Calif., a Republican consultant and donor, submitted a reimbursement request for $1,946.25 from his club visit on Jan. 31. He listed the amount as a meal expense at the club, whose interior was inspired by an orgy scene in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut." ...The February filings to the Federal Election Commission show that the Republican committee spent $17,500 on travel by private jet, in addition to about $15,000 on limousines. The report also listed several hotel charges ranging in the thousands of dollars, including the W Hotel in Washington ($15,000), the Beverly Hills Hotel ($9,000) and the Four Seasons in Philadelphia ($7,000)...When Mr. Steele took over the committee last year, it had $22 million in cash on hand. This month, records show, that amount is $9.46 million."
WE PREDICT THAT THE NEXT EXPENSE SCANDAL AT THE RNC WILL BE OVER...
A) $25,000.00 for Michele Steel's "How Not to be a Nerd" classes.
B) Eight dollars for various sized "rainbow" condums for the month of March (a 50% increase).
C) $500,000 for court mandated anger managment training.
D) $328,248.56 for chewing gum, and $3 million for shoes, both in the same month. (so they can learn to walk and chew...oh, never mind)
E) $600,000 for copies of the Illustrated Classic Comics version for "Going Rogue".
F) $200 for a Community College course; Politics one-oh-one.
G) $32,456.00 for bandaides and iodine ointment, for Michele Steel.
H) $6 for a big sign on the front door of the RNC that reads, "Boys Only. Positivily No Girls Allowed!"
I) $85 for a speed bump in the hallway that leads to the parking lot.
J) $300,000.00 for flowers and candy for lobbiest that only a Republican could love; tobacco, banks and the insurance industry.
Jeff Zeleny and Bernie Becker have the following story in today's New York Times:
"The Republican National Committee on Monday opened an investigation into why party money...was used to pay a $2,000 tab at a risqué Hollywood club in late January. The outing at Voyeur in West Hollywood, which features topless dancers and acts involving bondage, appeared on the Republicans’ monthly disclosure report to the Federal Election Commission...Erik Brown of Orange, Calif., a Republican consultant and donor, submitted a reimbursement request for $1,946.25 from his club visit on Jan. 31. He listed the amount as a meal expense at the club, whose interior was inspired by an orgy scene in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut." ...The February filings to the Federal Election Commission show that the Republican committee spent $17,500 on travel by private jet, in addition to about $15,000 on limousines. The report also listed several hotel charges ranging in the thousands of dollars, including the W Hotel in Washington ($15,000), the Beverly Hills Hotel ($9,000) and the Four Seasons in Philadelphia ($7,000)...When Mr. Steele took over the committee last year, it had $22 million in cash on hand. This month, records show, that amount is $9.46 million."
WE PREDICT THAT THE NEXT EXPENSE SCANDAL AT THE RNC WILL BE OVER...
A) $25,000.00 for Michele Steel's "How Not to be a Nerd" classes.
B) Eight dollars for various sized "rainbow" condums for the month of March (a 50% increase).
C) $500,000 for court mandated anger managment training.
D) $328,248.56 for chewing gum, and $3 million for shoes, both in the same month. (so they can learn to walk and chew...oh, never mind)
E) $600,000 for copies of the Illustrated Classic Comics version for "Going Rogue".
F) $200 for a Community College course; Politics one-oh-one.
G) $32,456.00 for bandaides and iodine ointment, for Michele Steel.
H) $6 for a big sign on the front door of the RNC that reads, "Boys Only. Positivily No Girls Allowed!"
I) $85 for a speed bump in the hallway that leads to the parking lot.
J) $300,000.00 for flowers and candy for lobbiest that only a Republican could love; tobacco, banks and the insurance industry.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
SUNDAY, MARCH 28, 2010
If You were to Write a Speech for Sara Palin, Which Line would You Most Want to Include?
A) How's That Ugly- Hopeless- Pointless-Thoughtless Thing Working Out For You?
B) Brains? We don't need no stinking brains!
C) We need a Commander-in-chief, not some intellectual think-before-you-shoot commie sympathizer.
D) We have God on our side. A bigoted, violent, spitful, mean selfish God.
E) True Patriots love America the way that O.J. loved Nichole; too much.
F) My Country, right or if it agrees with me.
G) Gve us our country back, except for Alaska and Texas, which want to seceed.
H) This not about race. Its about a liberal black man in the White House.
I) If the media don't stop accusing us of violence, we are going to start shooting reporters.
J) This is not about tea. This is about kool-aid. Are you going to drink it or are we going to have to make you drink it?
K) Real Freedom comes from Winnabegos and dollar-fifty gas. And home schooling.
L) It all started with floridation, you betcha.
A) How's That Ugly- Hopeless- Pointless-Thoughtless Thing Working Out For You?
B) Brains? We don't need no stinking brains!
C) We need a Commander-in-chief, not some intellectual think-before-you-shoot commie sympathizer.
D) We have God on our side. A bigoted, violent, spitful, mean selfish God.
E) True Patriots love America the way that O.J. loved Nichole; too much.
F) My Country, right or if it agrees with me.
G) Gve us our country back, except for Alaska and Texas, which want to seceed.
H) This not about race. Its about a liberal black man in the White House.
I) If the media don't stop accusing us of violence, we are going to start shooting reporters.
J) This is not about tea. This is about kool-aid. Are you going to drink it or are we going to have to make you drink it?
K) Real Freedom comes from Winnabegos and dollar-fifty gas. And home schooling.
L) It all started with floridation, you betcha.
Friday, March 26, 2010
FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 2010
THE MOST LIKELY NEXT ACT OF TERRORISM UNLEASED NEXT AGAINST REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS WILL BE...
A) Reality.
B) Suggesting that the Easter Bunny died in 1954, in a car crash outside of Fort Lauderdale, Florida..
C) Suggesting that two plus two does not equal armaggedon.
D) Suggesting that perhaps the CEO's of the Insurance Companies are no better at giving political advice than they are at running an insurance company
E) Suggesting that lobbyists lie, even to Republicans.
D) Suggesting that democracy does not mean the Republicans always win.
E) Suggesting that Dean Wormer was right - drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life
F) Suggesting that one drunk guy in Virginia ( with the most liberal gun laws in America) firing a shot into the air, does not constitue a terrorist act against Republicans.
G) Suggesting that "me too" does not constitute a viable politcal response to a charge of intellectual and moral bankruptcy.
H) Suggesting that Republicans are poo-heads.
A) Reality.
B) Suggesting that the Easter Bunny died in 1954, in a car crash outside of Fort Lauderdale, Florida..
C) Suggesting that two plus two does not equal armaggedon.
D) Suggesting that perhaps the CEO's of the Insurance Companies are no better at giving political advice than they are at running an insurance company
E) Suggesting that lobbyists lie, even to Republicans.
D) Suggesting that democracy does not mean the Republicans always win.
E) Suggesting that Dean Wormer was right - drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life
F) Suggesting that one drunk guy in Virginia ( with the most liberal gun laws in America) firing a shot into the air, does not constitue a terrorist act against Republicans.
G) Suggesting that "me too" does not constitute a viable politcal response to a charge of intellectual and moral bankruptcy.
H) Suggesting that Republicans are poo-heads.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 2010
The following appeared in today's L.A.Times, written by Mark Magnier;
"Global warming appears to have finally resolved a dispute that gunboats never could: An island midway between India and Bangladesh that became a catalyst for military threats in the 1980s is now submerged under the rising sea." The island, "which India called New Moore Island and Bangladesh referred to as South Talpatti, has ceased to exist...in 1981 India sent gunboats and coast guard members planted a flag. As soon as the Indians would sail away, security experts said, Bangladeshis would take the banner down." The one mile long and one mile wide island disappeared, according to local fishermen "sometime back ".
WHAT IS THE MOST LIKELY REPUBLICAN PLAN TO MITIGATE CLIMATE CHANGE?
A) Use the state of Texas as a dike Secceed that, Rick Perry!
B) Draft George Will as the Little Dutch boy's finger.
C) Soak up all the excess water with Roger Ailes' 401 K.
D) Have John McCann rant against the rising waters, and then walk out.
E) Rename the Tea-baggers as The Sand-baggers. Let them do something useful for a change.
F) Call the ocean a baby killer and throw a brick into the tide.
G) Charge that climate change is a socialistic plot to weaken the Health Insurance Companies.
H) Nominate Sara Baracuda as the Queen of de Nile. And de South,
I) Begin Bible classes in all high schools to train true Christian youth how to walk on water.
J) Blame it on Mexico .
K) Blame Canada, with all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies; blame Canda
L) Oh, you're not actually wet. You're just pretending to drown, you liberal water loving liberal socialist.
M) Glen Beck is selling life rafts.
N) Rush Limbaugh says he has a solution. Rush? Rush? Now where did he go this time?
"Global warming appears to have finally resolved a dispute that gunboats never could: An island midway between India and Bangladesh that became a catalyst for military threats in the 1980s is now submerged under the rising sea." The island, "which India called New Moore Island and Bangladesh referred to as South Talpatti, has ceased to exist...in 1981 India sent gunboats and coast guard members planted a flag. As soon as the Indians would sail away, security experts said, Bangladeshis would take the banner down." The one mile long and one mile wide island disappeared, according to local fishermen "sometime back ".
WHAT IS THE MOST LIKELY REPUBLICAN PLAN TO MITIGATE CLIMATE CHANGE?
A) Use the state of Texas as a dike Secceed that, Rick Perry!
B) Draft George Will as the Little Dutch boy's finger.
C) Soak up all the excess water with Roger Ailes' 401 K.
D) Have John McCann rant against the rising waters, and then walk out.
E) Rename the Tea-baggers as The Sand-baggers. Let them do something useful for a change.
F) Call the ocean a baby killer and throw a brick into the tide.
G) Charge that climate change is a socialistic plot to weaken the Health Insurance Companies.
H) Nominate Sara Baracuda as the Queen of de Nile. And de South,
I) Begin Bible classes in all high schools to train true Christian youth how to walk on water.
J) Blame it on Mexico .
K) Blame Canada, with all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies; blame Canda
L) Oh, you're not actually wet. You're just pretending to drown, you liberal water loving liberal socialist.
M) Glen Beck is selling life rafts.
N) Rush Limbaugh says he has a solution. Rush? Rush? Now where did he go this time?
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24, 2010
Sara Palin has teamed up with Mark Burnett (of "Survivor) to sell an Alaska travelogue to Discovery Channel. The best description of my reaction is....
A) Disappointment. I had hoped for "The Palins", a sort of political "The Osborns".
B) "Hey, dat's a moose. Next week, another moose, you betcha." Must see TV.
C) I will not watch unless she shoots wolves from a helicopter.
D) I will not watch unless the wolves are stalking her from a helicopter.
E) Darn. I was expecting her to have her own Fox sitcom by now. "Hockey Mom", or maybe "Moose Meat"
F) Is she going to wear the rubber pants again. I will watch if she is wearing those big baggy rubber pants.
G) I will watch when hell freezes over. And this may be why she does not believe in Global Warming.
H) I will not watch, even if hell freezes over.
I) I may even stop watching "Survivor".
A) Disappointment. I had hoped for "The Palins", a sort of political "The Osborns".
B) "Hey, dat's a moose. Next week, another moose, you betcha." Must see TV.
C) I will not watch unless she shoots wolves from a helicopter.
D) I will not watch unless the wolves are stalking her from a helicopter.
E) Darn. I was expecting her to have her own Fox sitcom by now. "Hockey Mom", or maybe "Moose Meat"
F) Is she going to wear the rubber pants again. I will watch if she is wearing those big baggy rubber pants.
G) I will watch when hell freezes over. And this may be why she does not believe in Global Warming.
H) I will not watch, even if hell freezes over.
I) I may even stop watching "Survivor".
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
TUESDAY, MARCH 23, 2010
Today, under the Headline, "Pro-life Democrats, R.I.P.", William McGurn, on the op-ed page of the Wall Street Journal, writes...
"In signing on to this sham order, the Stupak people signed their death warrant as a force within their party. In an America where a majority now describe themselves as pro-life, they have put legislative accommodations on abortion further out of reach. At least in the near future, they have ensured the Democrats will become even more uniformly pro-choice, and our national debate more polarized.
And that's a tragedy for our politics as well as for our principles."
The best respnse to Mr. McGurn would be...
A) Its your bed. Now stop talking, roll over and go to sleep
B) Let me explain the concept of big tent to you one more time.
C) Explain to me again how you can be "pro-life" and still be a mouth piece for the Health Insurance industry.
D) Oh, eat your sour grapes and just shut up.
E) If Bert Stupak is the best the right-to-life Dems can produce, then good riddence
F) Ouch. Boy, that hurt. Am I bleeding? No? Oh, well.
G) Sticks and Stones, etc. etc., etc.
H) Hey! Don't blame Bert. He may not go home with the guy who brought him to the party, but if you want to get Bert into bed, you have got to buy the booze, you cheap bastards.
"In signing on to this sham order, the Stupak people signed their death warrant as a force within their party. In an America where a majority now describe themselves as pro-life, they have put legislative accommodations on abortion further out of reach. At least in the near future, they have ensured the Democrats will become even more uniformly pro-choice, and our national debate more polarized.
And that's a tragedy for our politics as well as for our principles."
The best respnse to Mr. McGurn would be...
A) Its your bed. Now stop talking, roll over and go to sleep
B) Let me explain the concept of big tent to you one more time.
C) Explain to me again how you can be "pro-life" and still be a mouth piece for the Health Insurance industry.
D) Oh, eat your sour grapes and just shut up.
E) If Bert Stupak is the best the right-to-life Dems can produce, then good riddence
F) Ouch. Boy, that hurt. Am I bleeding? No? Oh, well.
G) Sticks and Stones, etc. etc., etc.
H) Hey! Don't blame Bert. He may not go home with the guy who brought him to the party, but if you want to get Bert into bed, you have got to buy the booze, you cheap bastards.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
SUNDAY, MARCH 21, 2010
AFTER THEIR DEFEAT ON THE HEALTH CARE BILL, THE GOP's MOST LIIKELY NEXT PLAN IS TO;
A) Push for the execution of puppy dogs and the naming of Ronald Reagan as a saint.
B) Make the carrying of concealed weapons manditory for all mental patients.
C) Renaming "tubal ligation" as an "abortion like procedure".
D) Require that all patients receive a 5 minture lecture on how "Stop Whinning and Walk it off" therapy.
E) Make smoking pot a capital offense, and smoking tobacco manditory.
F) Launch an all out assault on socalism by requiring all C.E.O's to return any portion of their salary paid with corporate subsadies.
G) Shoot themselves in the other foot. (later, in the mouth.)
H) Rant about the end of the world if the price of aspririn is alliowed to drop any lower.
I) Demand an "Ignorant Red Neck Protection Act", giving them two votes in Congress.
J) Insist that all clocks run counter-clock-wise and that all calenders start in December and end in December. Call it the Two Christmas bill.
K) Fire the idiots who came up with this "Party of No" stratigy.
L) Whatever Rush Limbaugh tells them to do.
A) Push for the execution of puppy dogs and the naming of Ronald Reagan as a saint.
B) Make the carrying of concealed weapons manditory for all mental patients.
C) Renaming "tubal ligation" as an "abortion like procedure".
D) Require that all patients receive a 5 minture lecture on how "Stop Whinning and Walk it off" therapy.
E) Make smoking pot a capital offense, and smoking tobacco manditory.
F) Launch an all out assault on socalism by requiring all C.E.O's to return any portion of their salary paid with corporate subsadies.
G) Shoot themselves in the other foot. (later, in the mouth.)
H) Rant about the end of the world if the price of aspririn is alliowed to drop any lower.
I) Demand an "Ignorant Red Neck Protection Act", giving them two votes in Congress.
J) Insist that all clocks run counter-clock-wise and that all calenders start in December and end in December. Call it the Two Christmas bill.
K) Fire the idiots who came up with this "Party of No" stratigy.
L) Whatever Rush Limbaugh tells them to do.
Friday, March 19, 2010
FRIDAY, MARCH 19, 2010
REP. BART STUPAK'S (D-Mich) REFUSAL TO SUPPORT HEALTH CARE REFORM IS MOST LIKELY BASED UPON...
A) His principles as a devout Catholic.
B) His principles as a "C" Street housemate.
C) HIs principles as a flunky of "The Family".
D) His orders from Opus Dai as laid out in "The Da Vinci Code".
E) His principles as a graduate of the "Thomas M. Cooley Law School".
F) His principles as a potental candidate for governor.
G) His principles as an ex-cop.
H) His principles as a mental midget.
I) His princples as a worm.
J) His principles a spot-light loving moral midget of a worm.
A) His principles as a devout Catholic.
B) His principles as a "C" Street housemate.
C) HIs principles as a flunky of "The Family".
D) His orders from Opus Dai as laid out in "The Da Vinci Code".
E) His principles as a graduate of the "Thomas M. Cooley Law School".
F) His principles as a potental candidate for governor.
G) His principles as an ex-cop.
H) His principles as a mental midget.
I) His princples as a worm.
J) His principles a spot-light loving moral midget of a worm.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 17, 2010
THE SELF-EXECUTING RULE, FIRST USED ON MARCH 16, 1933, ALLOWS WHAT?
A) Democrats to delude themselves that they are fooling anybody.
B) The adults to get something done while the Repubicans are playing with their naval lint.
C) Politicans to avoid taking a public stand.
D) Does it matter? Whatever it is the GOP is going to be outraged. Its the end of Western Civiliaztion and all life on this planet.
E) Simply a way to tidy up the legislative process without all that public taking a stand, stuff.
F) Very well named.
G) Something for Fox to rant about.
H) The cowards way out. But at least its a way out.
I) Perhaps an end to our long national nightmare.
J) This is a joke, right? This wouldn't fool a five year old.
K) It ainlt what it allows. It shuts off debate and does not allow for endless amendments and means we might actually get a new national health care system.
A) Democrats to delude themselves that they are fooling anybody.
B) The adults to get something done while the Repubicans are playing with their naval lint.
C) Politicans to avoid taking a public stand.
D) Does it matter? Whatever it is the GOP is going to be outraged. Its the end of Western Civiliaztion and all life on this planet.
E) Simply a way to tidy up the legislative process without all that public taking a stand, stuff.
F) Very well named.
G) Something for Fox to rant about.
H) The cowards way out. But at least its a way out.
I) Perhaps an end to our long national nightmare.
J) This is a joke, right? This wouldn't fool a five year old.
K) It ainlt what it allows. It shuts off debate and does not allow for endless amendments and means we might actually get a new national health care system.
Friday, March 12, 2010
FRIDAY MARCH 12, 2010
FRIDAY MARCH 12, 2010
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) is threatening to filabuster immegration reform if the Dems push health care reform. This means....
A) The Republicans are terrified the Dems will win the middle class back.
B) Nothing. These guys would filabuster an Irish wake.
C) A tough choice; Health Care, or cheap labor. What would Henry Ford do?
D) Do I smell urine running down somebodies' pant leg?
E) Now we know; Lindsey Graham cannot bluff. Bet the farm, Granny!
F) Who knows. Getting reform out of politicians is like trying to stir spoon soup with a noodle.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) is threatening to filabuster immegration reform if the Dems push health care reform. This means....
A) The Republicans are terrified the Dems will win the middle class back.
B) Nothing. These guys would filabuster an Irish wake.
C) A tough choice; Health Care, or cheap labor. What would Henry Ford do?
D) Do I smell urine running down somebodies' pant leg?
E) Now we know; Lindsey Graham cannot bluff. Bet the farm, Granny!
F) Who knows. Getting reform out of politicians is like trying to stir spoon soup with a noodle.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 2010
THE BEST HEADLINE FROM ERIC MASSA'S APPEARANCE ON GLEN BECK WOULD BE...
A) A Weapon of Massa Destruction Goes Pft.
B) Messa Massa Movement Means Nothing.
C) Congressman Loses His Mind In Public.
D) Massa Makes It Up As He Goes Along.
E) What?!!!
F) Glen Beck Chokes On a Big Massa of Pork Sausage.
G) Glen Beck's Adventures In The Twilight Zone.
H) When Loons Collide.
I) A Massa Messa Beckens Glen.
J) A Jackass Meets A Donkey Coming Through the Rye.
K) Rush Limbaugh Leaves U.S. Crowds Party In the Streets!
A) A Weapon of Massa Destruction Goes Pft.
B) Messa Massa Movement Means Nothing.
C) Congressman Loses His Mind In Public.
D) Massa Makes It Up As He Goes Along.
E) What?!!!
F) Glen Beck Chokes On a Big Massa of Pork Sausage.
G) Glen Beck's Adventures In The Twilight Zone.
H) When Loons Collide.
I) A Massa Messa Beckens Glen.
J) A Jackass Meets A Donkey Coming Through the Rye.
K) Rush Limbaugh Leaves U.S. Crowds Party In the Streets!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
SUNDAY MARCH 7, 2010
THE BIGGEST REVOLATION IN KARL ROVE'S NEW BOOK IS....
A) It wasn't his dope, he just bought the car from some guy, and he had no idea there was a gun under the driver's seat.
B) Bush would have never invaded Iraq if he had known it was in the Middle East.
C) He meant "heck of a job, Brownie" as ironic.
D) If Bush hadn't been living in the White House, he would have been late to work every day.
E) Karl was adament that George should take more vacation time, because he did less damage when he was in Crawford.
F) The Daily Briefing headlined "Big Blow Bearing Down" confused George. He thought New Orleans was a girl.
G) The failure of the Daily Briefing on "Al Qada to Attack America" was that it had no pictures.
H) George Bush may have been an idiot, a fool and a drug addled victim of childhood alcohol sydrome, but at least he was no socialist.
I) Karl Rove is just trying to put caviar in his children's mouths.
A) It wasn't his dope, he just bought the car from some guy, and he had no idea there was a gun under the driver's seat.
B) Bush would have never invaded Iraq if he had known it was in the Middle East.
C) He meant "heck of a job, Brownie" as ironic.
D) If Bush hadn't been living in the White House, he would have been late to work every day.
E) Karl was adament that George should take more vacation time, because he did less damage when he was in Crawford.
F) The Daily Briefing headlined "Big Blow Bearing Down" confused George. He thought New Orleans was a girl.
G) The failure of the Daily Briefing on "Al Qada to Attack America" was that it had no pictures.
H) George Bush may have been an idiot, a fool and a drug addled victim of childhood alcohol sydrome, but at least he was no socialist.
I) Karl Rove is just trying to put caviar in his children's mouths.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
WEDNESDAY MARCH 3, 2010
SENATOR JIM BUNNING IS BEST DESCRIBED AS...
A) A Poo head.
B) A selfish turd.
C) A pile of small minded excrement
D) A cold hearted doody butt
E) A cruel political opportunistic poop.
F) A dung beetle without the biological enviormental justifications.
G) An ego with manure for a soul.
H) A malicious shit.
I) A typical Republican. Maybe a little more obvious, but typical.
A) A Poo head.
B) A selfish turd.
C) A pile of small minded excrement
D) A cold hearted doody butt
E) A cruel political opportunistic poop.
F) A dung beetle without the biological enviormental justifications.
G) An ego with manure for a soul.
H) A malicious shit.
I) A typical Republican. Maybe a little more obvious, but typical.
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