WHAT EVER SHALL DICK CHENEY WEAR THIS HALLOWEEN?
A) What else? A vampire, with blood dripping off his teeth.
B) Who else? Hannabal Lector
C) As himself, in college, with all his deferment's glued to his forehead.
D) As a conservative hippy, in suite & tie, and a button that reads, "Make Money, Not War."
E) As a Haliburton Lobbiest. Oh, wait, he has to wear a COSTUME, not his usual clothes.
F) As the Indian Chief from "One Flew Over the Idiot's Nest"
G) As a motivational speaker for Log Cabin Republicans.
H) As the female hero from his wife's novel.
I) As the sex obssesed bear from Scooter Libbier's Book.
J) As himself. Just Dick. A great big dick. With no hair. And no errection, due to bloodthinners. And a cathater. So, pretty much a useless, pointless Dick, with no real function in life anymore. Just a Dick.
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