BARAK OBAMA WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!
A) What were they drinking in Oslo last night?
B) Hope, it appears, is eternal. And stupid.
C) Did he do something the rest of us havn't heard of yet?
D) Has it been that bad a year for peace?
E) Once again - standing next to Bush makes Obama look so... much... taller.
G) Oh, I get it. First the award and then the work. I had that backwards.
H) Why not? He's been President for 10 months, and he hasn't invaded a single country yet.
I) Who else were they going to give it to? Sarkozy? It's a Peace Prize, not a Piece Prize!
J) It makes sense. And this year's Oscar for best actor goes to...Jack Black!
K) Ah, the Nobel Committee just wanted to piss off the G.O.P. And I'm good with that.
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