TOM DELAY HAS LEFT "DANCING WITH THE STARS". WAS IT REALLY A PRE-STRESS FRACTURE?
A) Yes. In his head. It's the same affliction Sara Palin suffers from. "Don't--Complete-itis.
B) Yes, in the only moral bone in his body. It was so weak from under use, it could have snapped at any minute and cut his throat.
C) What the hell is a "pre-stress" fracture?! It broke before it was under pressure? How GOP of it
D) Yes, it was caused by excessive saliva on his toes, because his foot has been stuck in his mouth for 40 years!
E) Get real! Tom has never entered a fight he couldn't fix in advance, and he's never finish a fight he wasn't sure of winning.
F) Once he found out he coudn't control the judges, Tom was out of there!
G) Kick heels, get check. Got check, go home.
H) A woman with one leg got farther. Maybe she had a Pre-stress amputation.
I) I just hope it doesn't keep him from his next gig, on Law and Order SVU.
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