OCTOBER 4, 2009

RUSH LIMAUGH SAYS CONSERVATIVE NEW YORK TIMES COLUMNIST DAVID BROOKS IS "JEALOUS" OF HIM. WHY WOULD BROOKS BE JEALOUS OF RUSH?

A) Because he makes roughly $300 a minute selling crap.

B) Because he clearly eats so well.

C) Because, since Micheal Jackon's death, Rush is the richest drug addict in America.

D) Bcause there is more money to be made selling the Kool aid than in drinking it.

E) Because he is the man with one eye who gets paid to describe camels to the politically blind.

F) Because Rush adheres to the unspoken rule of absolute capitalism; morals are excess baggage - Every pound costs extra.

G) Because all Republicans aspire to be ditto heads, while Democrats aspire to argue.