SARA PALIN WANTS 100 GRAND TO SPEAK IN IOWA. SHOULD SHE GET IT?
A) Heaven's no. That's like a dollar for every Republican in Iowa with an IQ over 80.
B) Of course. Hey, she needs the money. Those psychotopic medications don't come cheap.
C) Heck, no. Let her borrow the money from Levi.
D) Yes, yes, yes. Either you pay her to speak in Iowa or she may come to speak in your state.
E) Sara who?
F) Heck no. George Bush has established the pay scale for Right Wing loonies. It's $20. And not a penny more.
G) Absolutly not. If she needs cash let her pose nude for Playgirl. ooh. I just threw up in my mouth.
H) Sara what?
I) Sure she will. And then later she can get a million for addressing the Iowa Lolly Pop Guild In her dreams, dude!
J) Did you say Palin or Pile On? Because I would give 100 K to see that.
K) Sure. And for two hundred grand, she'll even park her double wide trailer at the Iowa State Fair for two weeks.
L) I would insist on it. She energizes the Right Wing base. Both of them.
M) Maybe, But, when she said Democrats want to pull the plug on Grandma, did she mean her grandma? Because I would. If it was her grandma. About 45 years ago.
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