Wednesday, April 6, 2011

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011. NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICTY


Which line from the reviews of Charlie Sheen's Detroit stage show, best describes the current T-Party GOP?

A)  An orgy of depthless vulgarity.

B)   A gag-inducing, self-administered dose of shame.

C)   Oddly, the wave of applause he seemed to expect did not materialize.

D)   The evening tumbling irretrievably toward disaster.

E)   A gonzo grandiloquence.

F)   Egomania gone wild.

G)   A creepy atmosphere that suggested group indoctrination into a cult.

H)   The overwritten, faux-Biblical preaching of a self-anointed Messiah.

I)     Rehashed Web fodder.

J)   An anthropological study of the homo loco species.

K)  Did he actually think he could get away with serving them this cruddy potluck?

L)   The atmosphere at times approached that of a professional wrestling match.

M)  This is your brain on drugs” object lesson.

N)  The indulgent love of his fans had transformed into deep distrust, if not disgust.

O)  The outlaw was revealed to be a spoiled brat.

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