If the Grand Old tea Party government shutdown were a joke, what would be the best punch line?
A) Do you have anything to stop this coffin?
B) Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?
C) Because he was stapled to a chicken.
D) Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, thud.
E) But the tip of my penis is in Poland.
F) I'm hiding in the front closet.
G) Drink the poison.
H) Up until now, the food was pretty good.
I) Yea, but this wallet, you stroke it twice and it turns into a briefcase.
J) Whenever you die, it will be a holiday.
K) A circumcision is never intended to kill.
L) Let me see that map again.
M) No. We throw it in the air. Whatever God wants, he'll keep.
N) Start Worrying. Details to follow.
O) Grandma is on the roof.
A) Do you have anything to stop this coffin?
B) Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?
C) Because he was stapled to a chicken.
D) Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, thud.
E) But the tip of my penis is in Poland.
F) I'm hiding in the front closet.
G) Drink the poison.
H) Up until now, the food was pretty good.
I) Yea, but this wallet, you stroke it twice and it turns into a briefcase.
J) Whenever you die, it will be a holiday.
K) A circumcision is never intended to kill.
L) Let me see that map again.
M) No. We throw it in the air. Whatever God wants, he'll keep.
N) Start Worrying. Details to follow.
O) Grandma is on the roof.
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