FRIDAY APRIL 15, 2012 TWO POLITICAL OPERATIVES WALK INTO A BAR...

THE DONALD HAS 'OPERATIVES' IN HAWAII, SEEKING INFORMATION ABOUT OBAMS' BIRTH. WHAT ELSE MIGHT THEY FIND?

A)  Obama's madras report card, noting “He plays too well with others."

B)  Mitt Romney's secret plan to win the presidency by being all things to all men, a mensch to all women and your dog's wose nightmare.

C)  The left side of Nevada's Sharon Angle's brain

D)  Arizona Republican Senator Jon Kyl's "fact based" spokesperson.

E)  Tim Pawlenty's personality

F)  The missing six inches of Mitch Daniels

G)  Speaker John Boehner's signed copy of "Be Careful What you Wish For, by Newt Gingrich"

H)  The receipt for Rick Santorum's mom's abortion. His.

I)  In a Honolulu dry cleaners, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's soul.

J)  FDR's plans to sell Pearl Harbor to the Japanese for a case of sake.

K)  In a Mauna Loa retirement home, the "Straw Man" the Republicans have been throwing at Democrats for the last forty years  


M)  In a half way house, Sarah Palin's sense of decency.

N)  Donald Trumps acceptance speech at the 2012 Republican Convention. “Dudes, you've been punked”