THE IRS SAYS THE 400 HIGHESTS INCOMES IN AMERICA AVERAGE $345 MILLION A YEAR. WHAT SHOULD THE POOREST OF THE 400 DO TO CUT BACK ON EXPENSES?
A) Fire goldbricking public school teachers. Replace them with gold bricks.
B) Foreclose on a few more mortgages. Apply for a tax break for upside down property investments
C) Send no money to Republican Presidential candidates this year. Send The Donald a 'thank you' note.
D) Hire just one climate change denier this year.
E) Tell little Ricky Santorum, that this year he's going to have to run for vice-President.
F) Push Mitch and John for a “Super Death Tax”, which would not only eliminate the inheritance tax, but mandate a “Death Tax Benefit” payment of 15% on all estates over $1 million.
G) Increase coverage on the the corporate beach house in Malibu. Fire more Malibu fire fighters. Burn the beach house. Sue the city for inadequate fire protection.
H) Vote Grandma off the family foundation board of directors, and retroactively cut the lines on the old bat's golden parachute.
I) No chocolate egg for Glenn Beck this Easter. Oh, and cancel his insurance coverage for lithium therapy.
J) Insist the gardeners fertilize the lawn on Wednesday. Call the I.N.S. first thing Thursday morning.
K) Insist the Tea Party become financially independent this year.
L) Sell shares in Tokyo Electric.
M) Next year, only one jet. The blue one.
N) Enter Dancing on the Stars. Fix the voting. Sell the trophy.
O) Tell Senator David Vitter, he must cut his entertainment expenses in half. He can still date prostitutes, but he can no longer buy them dinner.
A) Fire goldbricking public school teachers. Replace them with gold bricks.
B) Foreclose on a few more mortgages. Apply for a tax break for upside down property investments
C) Send no money to Republican Presidential candidates this year. Send The Donald a 'thank you' note.
D) Hire just one climate change denier this year.
E) Tell little Ricky Santorum, that this year he's going to have to run for vice-President.
F) Push Mitch and John for a “Super Death Tax”, which would not only eliminate the inheritance tax, but mandate a “Death Tax Benefit” payment of 15% on all estates over $1 million.
G) Increase coverage on the the corporate beach house in Malibu. Fire more Malibu fire fighters. Burn the beach house. Sue the city for inadequate fire protection.
H) Vote Grandma off the family foundation board of directors, and retroactively cut the lines on the old bat's golden parachute.
I) No chocolate egg for Glenn Beck this Easter. Oh, and cancel his insurance coverage for lithium therapy.
J) Insist the gardeners fertilize the lawn on Wednesday. Call the I.N.S. first thing Thursday morning.
K) Insist the Tea Party become financially independent this year.
L) Sell shares in Tokyo Electric.
M) Next year, only one jet. The blue one.
N) Enter Dancing on the Stars. Fix the voting. Sell the trophy.
O) Tell Senator David Vitter, he must cut his entertainment expenses in half. He can still date prostitutes, but he can no longer buy them dinner.
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