What is the biggest difference between Ex-Nevada Senator John Ensign and Donald Trump?
A) Ensign has a better toupee.
B) After being caught telling lies piled upon lies, Ensign apologized.
C) Ensign convinced people to give him their votes. Trump convinced people to give him their money.
D) Ensign thinks he's God's gift to women. Trump thinks he's God's gift to everybody.
E) Ensign will hump anything in a dress. Trump will hump anything with a wallet.
F) Ensign's parents spent $96,000 to buy their son out of trouble. Trump's parents gave him $35 million just for being born.
G) Ensign has proven to be morally bankrupt. Trump has been bankrupt several times.
H) John Ensign is a lapsed fundamentalist Christian. Trump is fundamentally a schmuck
I) John Ensign lies about who he's been screwing. Trump screws the people he's been been lying to.
J) John Ensign's ego is bigger than his dick. Donald Trump is a dick.
K) John Ensign thinks God is on his side. Donald Trump thinks he is God.
L) John Ensign thinks his own poop don't smell. Donald Trump loves the smell of his own poop.
M) John Ensign believes he is carrying out God's will. Donald Trump don't even carry anybody elses' bags.
N) John Ensign disgusts me. Donald Trump makes me want to throw up.
0) Donald Trump is a likeable rouge. There is nothing likeable about John Ensign.
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