A Gallup poll finds Americans' obesity level is holding steady with 26.6% of Americans obese, still up from 2008. This poll makes me want to...
A) Eat something
B) Throw up.
C) Eat something, take a nap and think about it later.
D) Potato chips help me think. So, it makes me want to buy some dip
E) Avoid any news reports until after November. Republican "no" nothings make me want to stuff my face.
F) Bulimia is the Tea Party of Diet Programs. So yes, let's try throwing up. That should solve the problem
G) Invest in non-fat pasta technology.
H) Fix the dang fork.
I) Cookies are the new opiate of the people.
J) Go on a hunger strike until people stop eating. It may not help them, but I'll lose weight.
K) Has it occured to anyone that health food is more expensive than junk food? A fat America is a poor America
L) Stop reading polls.
M) Fat polls are so 1990's. Next they'll be telling us that sex is dangerous.
N) Be nine again, when this stuff was not going on.
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