Friday, October 15, 2010

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2010

Which Supreme Court case do you think should Christine O'Donnell have cited as proof of activiists judges?


A) Texas v Imaginary liberal stuf I made up; By 5-4 the court upheld the right of crooks to take children's milk money

B) Nebraska v Comunist zombies; in a unanimous decision the court approved of eating human brains.

C) Nevada V blood sucking vampires; By 6-3 the court insisted that cute Irish virgins must bare their necks even if no vampires are interested.

D) Notanactualtown, California v Mexican drug cartels; by 25 -1 the court approved dark skinned drug dealers lurking outside your house

E) Onlyinnmymind, Arizona v Drug dealing Pimps Union; by unanimous decision the court approved of the bad guys.

F) Bigot, Oregon v Anybody Who Scares Me; By 5-4 the court said I'm right to be pissed off this morning.

G) Fantasy, West Virginia v People who hate me; by 2-1 the court insisted I was right.

H) Elvevator Fart, Utah v mothers eating apple pie; by 9 -5 it doesn't matter what they said - I was right

I) Christine O'Donnell v American pschiatry; by unamimous deceision the court insisted that I was not legally insane, yet.

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