How do you think Chistine O'Donnell would improve the Constituion?
A) Pictures.
B) Pictures with captions
C) A glossery of exotic terms, like "Equal rights".
D) Rewritten in the vernacular of Dr. Seuss.
E) Pop up picturest with captions.
F) Written in pink ink to hilight the socalist amendments.
G) Re-written for those with A.D.S., in "witch" the 1st amendment is also the 10th and the 15th and again the 20th
H) Paraphrased in the vernacular of Forest Gump. "Liberal is as liberal does."
I) Paraphrased in the vernacular of the Tea Party. "Me, Me, Me" and "Wang, doody, pantomine horse."
J) A fifty-two page explination of the phrase "...a more perfect union..."
K) Fequent bathroom breaks.
L) Ritalin.
M) Lots of Ritalin
N) More Ritalin
O) Less Ritalin than she is currentlly taking.
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