If this election was a (real) Country-Western song it would most likely be...?
A) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
B) If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
C) You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
D) All My Exes Live in Texas
E) If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up
F) It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad
G) I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love
H) If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
I) If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms With Me
J) Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
K) I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
L) Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
M) I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
N) My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna, But My Wisdom Tooth Says No
O) I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
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