THE BEST ANALOGY FOR SENATOR JOHN McAIN'S POSITION ON DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, IS...
A) Running a marothon with your dirty underwear on your head.
B) The old guy at the family picnic who wakes up convinced somebody stole $3 from his wallet.
C) Playing Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons" on the spoons.
D) Last night's episode of 'LOST'. So the island blew up and it didn't blow up, right? What the hell was that?
E) Pledging to a Rutgers sorority.
F) Di'sing David Letterman.
G) WalMart challenging the GIrl Scouts to a cookie duel.
H) Rescuing Hatian orphans without their parent's permission.
I) Signing a long term lease on a Toyota.
J) Hiding a bomb in your underwear.
K) Being Micheal Jackson's anathesiologist.
L) Climbing Brokeback Mountain on a pogo stick.
M) Being a politician and saying whatever your political advisors put in front of you. Was he even listening to himself?
N) Sucking Peanut Butter through a straw.
O) There is no analogy.
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