Friday, February 5, 2010

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1020

THE THEME OF SARA PALIN'S KEYNOTE SPEECH AT THE TEABAG CONVENTION WILL PROBABLY BE...


A) De-Caf Constant Comment is a Democratic plot tp lull "average" Americans to sleep.

B) Keys are very important. And musical keys, even more so.

C) I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

D) The Alaskan public education system is guud.

E) Knowing stuff just confuses you. When in doubt, break something.

F) Her son is not the retarded family member.

G) Rush Limbaugh was right to call my son retarded.

H) The answer to America's problems is did you know that chutney is a spice.

I) Liberals is dumb.

J) Buy my book.

K) People with six toes are special.

L) Health Care Reform is SUPPORT THE TROOPS!..

M) You could have avoided all this if you had just let Alaska leave the Union, like we wanted.

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