Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Garrison Keillor, in his latest Salon collumn, complains about Democrats who "grab hold of defeat and find vindication there." What is their worst trait?


A) They find vidication in defeat.

B) They whine about democary, but they really mean Democracy.

C) They whine.

D) Not angry enough.

E) Disorganized. A Democratic Marching Band is an impossiblility.

F) They don't look enough like Republicans.

G) They lack the arrogance that comes from ignorance.

H) These guys couldn't organize a picnic. They would insist upon setting a place for the ants.

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