ON SUNDAY, MARCH 14, I WILL PUBLISH MY ANNUAL "IDES OF MARCH" AWARD, FOR THE "BEST" DISPLAY OF POLITICAL INSTINCT. WHO WOULD YOU PREFER WIN THIS YEAR?
A) Evan Bayh. Mister inside claims to be Mr Outside
B) Dick Cheney. The miltant coward.
C) Ralph Reid. "Can't we all just get along", as a political philosophy.
D) The Democratic Senate caucus. "I am shocked - shocked! - to discover there is gambling in this establishment"
E) The Republican Senate caucus. Into the Valley of Death rode the moderates.
F) Olympia Snowe. Five Yards for delay of game.
G) Max Baucus. Fifteen yards for delay of game.
H) CNN, The voice of Corporate America.
I) Roger Ailes. The voice of the GOP.
J) Tea Baggers. Tied to a string and dipped in the water of popularism.
K) The one person I will not accept votes for is Sara Palin. She is not a politician. She is a celebrity whore.
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