Wednesday, November 4, 2009

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2009

THE PUNDIT PONTIFICATION ON THE "BY" ELECTION LAST NIGHT HAS PROVEN THAT...


A) Most political pundits are idiots!


B) The defintion of "pundit" has become "A Republican mouth piece with something stupid to say."


C) They learned everything they know from watching Paula Abdu on American Idol.


D) It ain't abouit the election. It's about the pundits. Our democracy has become their game show.


E) Go to bed with Chris Matthews and wake up with Al Roker. What a hang over!


F) The pudits are no longer phunny. Please bring back Gilligan's Island.


G) They should be treated like MLB umpires. Rotate the jobs until we all have a shot. Wait, we already do that. It's called an election!


I) All pundits are idiots!


J) Old Pundits never die. They just keep repeting the same stchick forever.


K) Three more pundits will achieve critical mass. Then we can drop the Pundit bomb on Iran.

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