OBAMA'S NEGOTIATIONS WITH CHINA SHOULD BEGIN WITH...
A) Human Rights.
B) Could you spot me a fin for a Starbucks' cinnamon mocha Komodo?
C) Freedom for Internet Access.
D) You give us six coal miners, we give you five hundred investment bankers. Fair?
E) Free the jailed dissadents.
F) Flat rate; two billion and you get George Bush, motivational speaker, for life. He's in very good shape. He'll probably live forever
G) Do more to stop movie piracy.
H) Could I speak to my Dell Customer Service Rep from Shanghi, again? Because my blackberry menue is still not downloading
I) Really? You didn't get that check? Because I'm sure we mailed it. People's Reublican of China, Right?
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