Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sunday, November 29, 2009

THE BIGGEST TURKEY LEFTOVER THIS YEAR HAS BEEN...


A) John Boehner. Aren't all his golf trips on his PAC's dime, illegal?

B) The Tea Baggers. Just who are they mad at and why?

C) Fox News. Have they been so concentrated on hating Obama, they forgot how to lie good?

D) Lou Dobbs. Why has nobody told him yet that he's a joke?

E) Sara Palin. How could so many pundits mistake greed for brains?

F) "Real Housewives of D.C." If rich vapid idiots really want to be famous, why are they not working for Fox News?

G) Mike Huckabee. Has he ever done or said anything to deserve all the attention he receives?

H) The News. Why do you call it that when it ain't new, it ain't important, it ain't informative and there ain't a dime's worth of difference between CNN and FOX?

I) The main stream media. If my stream was that weak and that intermittent wouldn't it mean I had prostate problems?

J) The Sunday pundents. Does anybody in Washington ever ask about the effect of politics on the lives of average citizens?

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