Friday, November 13, 2009

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2009

DEDE SCOZZAFAVA, THE SPURNED REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE IN THE 23RD DISTRICT IN UPSTATE NEW YORK, SAYS THE GOP "IS NOT BASED ON ANY SORT OF SUBSTANCE." SO WHAT IS IT MOSTLY BASED ON?


A) Jello.

B) Flatulence and Metamucil

C) Straw and Sticks.

D) Progressive phobia.

E) Cheap cement.

F) The ethos of the 1985 season of Dallas: The Bush years were all a dream.

G) Alcohol and Jesus.

 H) Nothing. Absolutly nothing.

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