SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 30. 2012 YOUR AKIN HEART

Which metaphor do you think best describes Missouri Republican Senate candidate Rep. Todd Akin?

A) Sexist pig

B) Neanderthal pig

C) Right-wing pig

D) Porky Pig

E) Occupant of the porcine throne

F) Media hog

G) Rumpled pigskin

H) Akin to snort

I) S'nout a gentleman

J) A real boar

K) Igpay idiotay

L) Universal slop dispenser

M) Sow-sage grinder

N) Ham hockey puck

O) Typical Tea Party Pig

FRIDAY AUGUST 24, 2012 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

What will be the Republican's favorite in-room movie at their Tampa Convention?

A) Ice Age: Gynecological Drift

B) Todd Akin On Mars

C) Snow White and the Huntsman and the Transvaginal Ultrasound Exam

D) Hymen Games

E) Abraham Lincoln: Vagina Hunter

F) Mission Impossible: Paul Ryan in the Tampon Tunnel

G) The Expandibles 

H) Kung Fu Cervix 

I) The Boehner Legacy

J) Wrath of the Blastocyst

K) Underwear: Rise of the Lycra

L) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Uteran Tides

M) Transformers: Dark of the Fallopian tubes

N) Reince Priebus and the Chamber of Secretions

0) Total Recall: Scream 4 Your Life