Which will do the most damage to the
Republican Party this week?
A) Hurricane Todd Akin
B) Those nude photos of Prince Harry
C) CNN booth collapses for lack of
interest.
D) No opening speech by Florida
Governor Rick Scott
E) Snooki is in labor! All media
rush to cover birth of new Jersey queen
F) Bristol Palin on Dancing With The
Stars
G) Mitt Romney's acceptance speech
H) Any one of the 20 strip clubs in
Tampa
I) Donald Trump demands to know if
newborn Obama was circumscribed – crowd chants “Show me the
fore-skin!”
J) Wild crazy enthusiastic Romney
floor demonstrations get out of hand – trash the hall
K) Entire Fox News team trapped is up
Paul Ryan's ass. Tampa Fire Rescue is unable to free them
L) Arizona delegates sneak a cooler
in and start selling beer at $4 a can - riot breaks out.
M) TV Ratings fall so low, the only
American left watching is Rachel Maddow.
N) Entire Maine delegation falls
asleep. Is mistaken for dead and given last rights.
O) Hurricane Isaac makes a right turn
and parks over Tampa. Convention center, filled with Republican
activists, floats into the gulf and sinks in non-existent BP oil
spill.
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