Friday, August 3, 2012

FRIDAY, AUGUST 3, 2012 MANY HAPPY RETURNS



What is the most likely reason Mitt Romney will not release his tax returns?

A) He's actually only worth about $2 million

B) Huge buy of Facebook IPO

C) Tax deduction for tap dancing lessons for Rafalca.

D) Major shareholder in “Soylent Green Corporation”

E) Income from something called the “Manchurian Candidate Fund”

F) Charity donations listed as “For the little people”

G) Deductions for elevators for his cars, and a spa and a tennis court for his golf carts

H) Life time donations to ASPCA - $0

I) Occupation listed as “Aristocrat”

J) Still filing 1040X amended returns for 2008

K) He used H&R Block

L) His 2006 return reads only, “How dare you!”

M) His real home address - Cleveland

N) Did not pay off his student loans

O) Primary shareholder in “Spray-on Tan Inc.”

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