National Journal survey: House GOP's
female staffers average about $10 K less per year then male staffers.
How should the GOP explain this?
A) Let them eat wedding cake
B) The girls don't have families to
support
C) They would just use the extra money
to get abortions
D) Traditional family values
E) Its the David Vitter “prostitute
allowance”
F) Well, its certainly not part of any
war on women
G) Yes, but we didn't pay Mark Foley's
male page, anything!
H) Oops?
I) The National Journal is a
socialist mouthpiece
J) Slugs and snails and puppy dog's
tails cost more than sugar and spice
K) But the guys don't get flowers on
Secretaries' Day
L) Girls spend more time in the
bathroom, so hourly it evens out
M) Just following National Restaurant
Association guidelines, and tipping is allowed
N) The Congressman will get back to
you.
O) There are women on my staff?
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