SUNDAY, JULY 15, 2012 MR. PUTZ

After meeting with Jewish community leaders Maine Gov.Paul LePage apologized for his “insensitivity” in comparing the IRS to the Gestapo. What else should LaPage apologize for?

A) Being a general dick

B) Insisting that welfare recipients take drug tests

C) Trying to loosen child labor laws

D) His political philosophy is "old crude and cranky white guy"

E) He buys his suits from funeral homes

F) Portland has a higher % of seniors than Fort Lauderdale

G) He told the NAACP to kiss his butt

H) For not being as fat as Chris Christie, and not as smart either

I) Mediocrity should not a policy goal

J) The movie “Welcome to Mooseport”

K) At least two of his three chins

L) Confirming the theory that “Tea Party” is code for, “Stupid”.

M) Sorry about the women with “little beards”, remark

N) Maine has four seasons - Mud Spring, Summer Flies, Cold Fall, and Winter Froze-My-Nuts-Off

O) Still waiting for my apology from Stephen King for “Cujo”