Sunday, July 1, 2012

SUNDAY, JULY 1, 2012. FRIEND OR PRINCIPLE?



Which Country and Western song are Republicans now singing to Chief Justice Roberts?

A) I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

B) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

C) I Can't Love Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It

D) If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long

E) I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

F) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

G) I Just Can't Get Over How You've Gotten Over Me

H) Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In

I) She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

J) I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

K) The One on the Left is On The Right

L) I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart

M) If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will

N) Well, it's been so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died.

O) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.  

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