ASSOCIATED PRESS 3/3/12: “Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh apologized Saturday (on his website)...” What should the fat man do after radio?
A) What, after? Two weeks after he's dead his microphone will still be ringing with stupidity
B) New host of “The Price is Right!”
C) He'll go back to being an NFL football commentator
D) Weather Girl for a Detroit TV station
E) Warm Up comic for Ted Nugent
F) What else? Get divorced and re-marry
G) Learn to play the piano, ala “Groundhog Day”
H) Die in an unfortunate Yoga accident, with one foot up his ass while the other was still in his mouth
I) Be beaten to death by troop of godless progressive indoctrinated Girl Scouts
J) Same thing as now - wholesale fertilizer salesman
K) “Before” model for Jenny Craig
L) “After” model for Dairy Queen
M) Spokesperson for Oxycontin
N) Toastmaster for Brotherhood Club of America
O) Clown College
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