Politico (3/6/12) ran a list of 10 “Little Known Rush Limbaugh Facts”. Can you tell which of the following at not on their list?
A) Has scented candles burning constantly in his home – because he stinks.
B) Actually sweats gravy - from his head. His armpits sweat cranberry sauce
C) His first job was shinning shoes. And he may have to fall back on that career
D) Has never served in the military, and yet encourages others to go get shot at.
E) Was legally deaf until 2001. Since then he has merely been deaf to women, Latinos, blacks and working class Americans
F) Has six toes on his left foot, or did in 1993, when he last saw it.
G) Drives the same car – a Maybach 57S - as many gangta rappers.
H) Supreme Court Justice Thomas married him to his fourth wife. He's hoping to move up for wife number five
I) Was a P.R. Man for the Kansas City Royals Baseball team No really, K.C. has a pro ball team
J) Was named after his great-great grandmother, Edna Rush - a well known whore and tramp.
K) Twice smoked grass – but he didn't like it because it made him feel like a socialist
L) Has been married four times and has no children, making him an expert on contraception
M) Almost got his own Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor, “Berry-Berry Misogynist”
N) Described William F. Buckly as “indescribable”, which is the same way Buckley described Rush.
O) Is not the biggest jackass on the planet. Just the loudest biggest jackass on the planet
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